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chistes de asturianos

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Cómo se dice agua en asturiano?

Hache dos hoooooooooooooooooo!
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Dos asturianos estan mirando al cielo. Uno dice:
- Mira ese cohete. Va a Venus.
Y el otro responde :
- Pues vamos a escondenus.
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Oh, that's funny! Thanks for sharing it. It's not often that I can really laugh at a joke in another language. It's the kind of error I might make (Venus / ve nos).

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¡Aye, qué gracioso! Gracias para compartirlo. No hay muchas veces en que puedo reírme de un chiste en otro lenguaje. Es la clase de error que podría cometer yo (Venus / ve nos).
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Otro chiste de asturianos / another Asturian joke

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Entra un madrileño en un chigre y ve a un grupo de personas sentados alrededor de una mesa, que abren y cierran la boca de manera sincronizada sin emitir ningún sonido y con una expresión de felicidad en la cara.
Le pregunta sorprendido al chigreru: “¿Qué demonios hacen esos?”
“Na, ye el coro de sordomudos del pueblu que tan cantando habaneres.”

De repente uno de ellos empieza a ponerse coloradísimo, se le hinchan las venas del cuello y de la sien, y parece que va a explotar de un momento a otro.
El madrileño asustado: “Dios mío, a este hombre le está dando un telele! Hay que llamar una ambulancia!”
Contesta el chigreru “No, home, no! Ye que esi ye el solista y ahora está cantando asturianaes!”
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A man from Madrid walks into a “chigre” where there’s group of people sitting around a table, opening and closing their mouths in a synchronized way, without making any sounds, and with an expression of happy satisfaction on their faces.
He asks the bartender in utter amazement: “What in the world are they doing?”
“Oh, nothing, it’s the choir of the local deaf-mutes and they are singing habaneras” (Seamen's songs)

Suddenly one of them starts turning extremely red in the face, the veins of his throat and temples swell and look like they’re going to burst at any moment.
The Madrider calls out “Oh, my goodness, that man is having a fit! Call an ambulance!”

And the chigreru replies: “Naw, it’s nothing to worry about, that’s their solo singer and he’s just started singing Asturianaes!”
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JAJAJAJAJ Muy guenu Terechu
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