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Eli
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:33 pm    Post subject: CDC alert Reply with quote

CDC ALERT

ATLANTA The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him." Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past four years.

Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include: antisocial personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, categorical all-or-nothing behavior. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.
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Alerta del CDC (Centro de Control de Enfermedades)

ATLANTA. El Center for Disease Control ha emitido un aviso sobre una nueva enfermedad de transmisión sexual. Dicha enfermedad se contrae por comportamiento peligroso y de alto riesgo. La enfermedad se llama Gonorrhea Lectim y se pronuncia "gonna re-elect him" (voy a volver a votarle). Muchas de las víctimas la contrajeron en 2004, después de que les dieran por el culo los últimos 4 años.

Las caracterísitcas cognitivas de los individuos afectados incluyen entre otros: trastornos antisociales de la personalidad, delirios de grandeza con toques de mesianismo, disonancia cognitiva extrema, incapacidad para asumir nueva información, xenofobia y paranoia pronunciadas, incapacidad de hacerse responsable de sus propios actos, cobardía disimulada de bravata fuera de lugar, risitas incontroladas, desconocimiento absoluto de geografía e historia, comportamiento categórico de todo-o-nada.
Los biólogos y epidemiólogos están asombrados, ya que esta destructiva enfermedad surgió en un arbusto (bush) de Tejas hace tan sólo unos años.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 2:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Anastasia



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PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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