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Si los Reyes Magos.../If the Three Wise Men...

 
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Terechu
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 29, 2004 5:27 am    Post subject: Si los Reyes Magos.../If the Three Wise Men... Reply with quote

If the Three Wise Men had been Three Wise Women they would have: asked directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, brought practical gifts and there would be Peace On Earth!

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Si los Reyes Magos hubieran sido mujeres, habrían:
preguntado la dirección, llegado a tiempo, ayudado en el parto del Niño, limpiado el portal de Belén, hecho comida, traído regalos prácticos y habría Paz en el Mundo!


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 7:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No wonder the three wise men were not women, women don`t waste their time drooling at the sky to begin with: "What are you looking at, you dumb? Give up watching those stupid stars and get to sleep! - Yes, dear". "You want to spend one year running after a comet to visit a homeless child? you`re nuts! - Yes, dear".

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Normal que los tres reyes magos no fuesen mujeres, para empezar las mujeres no pierden el tiempo babeando al cielo: "Que estas mirando, tonto? Deja en paz esas dichosas estrellas y vete a dormir! - Si, cariño". "Que te quieres pasar un año corriendo detras de un cometa para visitar un bebé indigente? Estas loco! - Si, cariño".
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